Monthly Archives: April 2015

Hey, You in the Deli! Change Your Filthy, Ham-infested Gloves!

Maybe I have a paranoid obsession. Or maybe I just don’t want to get sick. But every time I order deli meat or cheese I want to say, “Hey! You who just put ham through the meat slicer and are now about to cut my baby Swissi! Change your gloves!!”

And to the bearded guy behind the counter: “How come you’re not wearing one of those beard-mask things? I don’t want any of your little beard hairs in my food.”

So to put my discomfort to rest I called the county health department. Continue reading